If you’re a “nice guy” who’s always covered in corn chip crumbs and you don’t wash your hair, we’re not going to want to make out with you.And if we don’t want to make out with you, we’re not going to go out with you. Maybe you were in a restaurant—wherever you were, you couldn’t help but overhear the conversation of a couple seated in close proximity.Perhaps out of sympathy (but more likely, self-preservation), your hand crept to your lap, shielding your own tender jewels from the ball-consuming fury spewing forth like a radioactive cloud. First of all, all of you “nice guys” who complain that we never go out with you? So many alleged “nice guys” who bitch, moan, and complain about who they see their female friends smooching have never mustered up the balls to ever make a move.
Are we supposed to wait forever for your stuff to drop? Even if we like you, eventually, if you don’t throw us a bone (please don’t misread that, it may end in an assault charge or at least a gross misunderstanding), we’re going to move along to someone who does. And being bitter and jaded and making generalizations about an entire gender (“Girls only like jerks!
” These days, “bitch” is a term that’s bandied about with fair frequency, even outside the AKC.
It's even become a point of pride for select women hoping to becoming a better seductress. On the other hand, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and acts like a bitch…well, you know the rest.
And please do remember that most douchebags start out pretty nice–that’s how they trick us!
So cut the girls in your life a little more slack, will you?